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Turkey Creemee 

When you’re giving a handjob with the webbing of your thumb and index finger, so that when your hand is spread out it looks like the turkey art projects you did in elementary school.
Gave my boyfriend a turkey creemee last night under the table at his parents’ Thanksgiving dinner. He was so happy, and I felt very festive!
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