Turkey neck and dumplings

an abstract explanation for a penis and testicles

hey since its thanksgiving im gonna make your old lady some turkey neck and dumplings

by mooseknuckles December 1, 2002

turkey neck

when a girl gives a guy oral pleasure

She looked like a turkey I wanted to say gobble gobble.

by anthony lerra March 12, 2004

Swollen Turkey Neck

The inflamed itchy bumps on males balls, often resemble a turkey neck.

Wife: Why are your hands in your pants?

Husband: I have a swollen Turkey Neck. Now get off my back.

by Web7433 September 14, 2010

turkey neck

a person who is constantly moans and nags.

tell y'what wind it in!

by ounce of mirth June 19, 2003

Wisconsin Turkey Neck

The act of placing a turkey neck inside your lover and putting your penis inside to act as a condom.

"Last night I totally gave Jessica a Wisconsin Turkey Neck , because she ran out of condoms."

by Elephant Ear Rape January 21, 2017

turkey neck fiesta

When a group of of men surround a sombrero and masturbate onto it.

Man, it's like a turkey neck fiesta in here.

by Captain J Cizzle June 2, 2011

turkey neck tug

when one sticks his penis in the fat region of another males neck until he ejaculates on his neck

"Dude, my dick is so raw after frank gave me the good ol turkey neck tug"

by Ross IhavepooEdick May 28, 2009