A game that is best played while mildly constipated. To play, you must bend over in front of a person's face. With your anus muscles, push out just enough to reveal the end of a turd. The person behind you must say "peek a boo!" and push the turd back in with either their tongue or finger. Afterwards, it's their turn. The first person to either fart or accidentally drop the turd out of their anus, loses. If you quit due to anal pain, you also lose.
After we had a fulfilling meal, my wife and I decided to play Turdle Peek-a-Boo in the shower. I lost when I accidentally blew my wind on her face.
by DownFromTheSky27 October 15, 2014