When there is a pile/group/nest of people or insects that are gross or unsettling and something to stay away from
Is that a turd gobbers nest on the siding of that house?
Yea she’s weird, she’s a part of them turd gobber nest kids down the road
by Turd nest November 27, 2021
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a little river that must be expand into big river. where the brown trout swims, do not eat, is poisonous. the water is brown, do not drink, is also poisonous. put your penis in it and slide it around until the spooge erupts. the river loves you if she didn't shoot you for doing this.
i put it in her turd canal and she pull her gun and shoot me. is failure.

i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too
by kinky_donkey_punch69 April 12, 2018
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A pair of women’s jeans which cut so high into her ass crack they would cut a turd in two if she let one go
Look at the turd cutters on that girl!
by Alex J September 27, 2023
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The nervous shake one gets when pushing out a massive turd after a big meal.

The turd the size of a turkey leg. Large at one end and small at the other.
I had a nervy turd the day after Thanksgiving.

Boy after that buffet I had to take a nervy turd.
by Texas Four November 29, 2010
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A woman who is sickeningly loyal to Amber Heard, to the point of absolutely bare face lying tomakr it look like she can do no wrong, or who feverishly defends her in the face of audio and visual evidence that says otherwise.
This turd stain made another thread full of cropped and photoshopped "evidence"
by Deptford wive June 27, 2023
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Mapping out a city's bathrooms to do poos in.
You're visiting New York? I hope you packed your turd grid, a good bathroom is hard to come by in that city!
by Angel Von Johnston August 8, 2017
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Dumber than the dumbest mutherfucka
You are a tit turd
by Monty ray October 15, 2022
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