Tuna Sandwich

For centuries the true definition of Tuna Sandwich has been lost until recently. Explorers discovered hyroglyphics covering the walls of the long lost pyramid of Barramundas. The only fish king to be mummified. The pictures adorning the walls were unwashed naked women with exotic vaginal adornments - that of the 99 cent tin of Tuna. As the explorers searched further up the walls they noticed that some of the unwashed women were having a snack on the said vaginal adornment, encasing it in 2 slices of bread.....

Girl one - I'm really hungry
Girl two - Me too
Girl one - I have a tuna sandwich
Girl two - Me too
Girl one - Wanna bite of mine?
Girl two - Only if you can take a bite of mine too
Girl one - Mmm love that tangy mayo
Girl two - what mayo?

by Milo43 September 13, 2010

Tuna Sandwich

A sandwich nobody wants, but everyone eats.

OH! Look who wants a tuna sandwich now!

Sylar didn't want a tuna sandwich.

Sylar ate a tuna sandwich.

by Tom Argio March 29, 2008

tuna sandwich

a sandwhich with tuna fish on it

im hungry ill have a sandwhich

by he who hungers May 20, 2005

tuna sandwich

eating out a woman on her period

by Anonymous June 04, 2003

Tuna sandwich

When a womans pussy smell like fish then you put mayonnaise on your dick and fuck

Sorry johnny I have to tuna sandwich my girl tonight

by Hello03030 October 15, 2019

tuna sandwich

going down on a bleeding coochie

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

tuna sandwich

a sick ass sexual manuever where your woman makes you eat her coochie even though she's bleeding

I had to down a fifth of SoCo after my woman made me eat her tuna sandwich. I still couldn't get the taste of blood out of my mouth!

by Da Nasty One June 17, 2003