Tumblr Bitch
The exact same thing as a Basic Bitch but Tumblr.
Best characterised by:
Listening to - Arctic Monkeys, The Neighbourhood, Panic! at the disco, Cavetown, Billie Eilish, Jack Stauber, Joji, Gorillaz, half•alive, Hamilton
(Usually only listen to one or two of their most popular songs, e.g Jack Staubers "Buttercup")
Watching - Stranger Things, Steven Universe, Bee and Puppycat, Animation memes, Tik Tok memes, Hamilton animatics, Attack on Titan (or any anime, honestly)
Identify as some weird ass gender nobody's ever heard of, same thing with Sexuality.
Self Diagnose, usually depression.
Stay up late/ wake up late.
Use a Sailor moon profile picture.
Super short (dyed) hair.
3 piercings on each ear (or possibly gages), tattoos or odd body piercings, nose piercing of some kind (usually septum piercing).
Say "suck my dick" alot, "daddy", "i want to kill myself", "i identify as an attack helicopter" and other memes, sarcastic things, edgy shit or inside jokes.
Wear round glasses, sweaters, shirts that say shit like "im fine" on them, high waisted shorts, fishnet tights, Converse or combat boots.
Usually like art that is:
Black and white, Aesthetic, Edgy, Fake Happy, Furry, LGBTQ+, Skulls and roses, Guns, blurry background w/ white quote over it.
Say they're different, when in fact they just belong in the Tumblr Bitch group, which is just as big as the Basic Bitch group.
Best characterised by:
Listening to - Arctic Monkeys, The Neighbourhood, Panic! at the disco, Cavetown, Billie Eilish, Jack Stauber, Joji, Gorillaz, half•alive, Hamilton
(Usually only listen to one or two of their most popular songs, e.g Jack Staubers "Buttercup")
Watching - Stranger Things, Steven Universe, Bee and Puppycat, Animation memes, Tik Tok memes, Hamilton animatics, Attack on Titan (or any anime, honestly)
Identify as some weird ass gender nobody's ever heard of, same thing with Sexuality.
Self Diagnose, usually depression.
Stay up late/ wake up late.
Use a Sailor moon profile picture.
Super short (dyed) hair.
3 piercings on each ear (or possibly gages), tattoos or odd body piercings, nose piercing of some kind (usually septum piercing).
Say "suck my dick" alot, "daddy", "i want to kill myself", "i identify as an attack helicopter" and other memes, sarcastic things, edgy shit or inside jokes.
Wear round glasses, sweaters, shirts that say shit like "im fine" on them, high waisted shorts, fishnet tights, Converse or combat boots.
Usually like art that is:
Black and white, Aesthetic, Edgy, Fake Happy, Furry, LGBTQ+, Skulls and roses, Guns, blurry background w/ white quote over it.
Say they're different, when in fact they just belong in the Tumblr Bitch group, which is just as big as the Basic Bitch group.
A: Jesus christ I had to sit next to Skyler in class today
B: The Tumblr Bitch?
A: Yes, the Tumblr Bitch, all they kept blabbing on about was how their brother said there's definitely not 72 genders, and how they hope he dies
B: The Tumblr Bitch?
A: Yes, the Tumblr Bitch, all they kept blabbing on about was how their brother said there's definitely not 72 genders, and how they hope he dies
Tumblr Bitch by AiMK September 24, 2019
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