a ficticious tiny mammal living in the northern regions of britain.
Harnessing a thick black mane, he is able to move undetected in the night when he goes in search of a mate.
Tubs has no preferences when spotting a potential partner and will settle for the first female specimen his eyes detect.
A shy creature, this little mammal surfaces during the rainy season, to go in search of smoke, cheesy puffs and two litre bottles of cola.
Harnessing a thick black mane, he is able to move undetected in the night when he goes in search of a mate.
Tubs has no preferences when spotting a potential partner and will settle for the first female specimen his eyes detect.
A shy creature, this little mammal surfaces during the rainy season, to go in search of smoke, cheesy puffs and two litre bottles of cola.
The cola has gone missing, most likely you have an infestation with tubs.
You find something sleeping in your bed, with a bag full of cheesy puffs you may want to call in the professionals.
Under no circumstances should you feed after midnight, as it will keep on eating.
You find something sleeping in your bed, with a bag full of cheesy puffs you may want to call in the professionals.
Under no circumstances should you feed after midnight, as it will keep on eating.
by rastakjones February 1, 2011
Slang for: Bathhouse - Gym/Sauna where gay men go to have easygoing, anonymous sex and hang out in a guilt-free sexual environment.
by Ninatommy October 31, 2006
a form of female masturbation where the female in question gets into a bathtub, moves underneath the running tap water so that the water runs directly over her clit until orgasm.
by Kimsrants August 11, 2005
by Maddeleine July 8, 2006
(Didn't actually happen)I'm window shopping at a Wal-mart i come across a brunette haired woman with a well endowed bussom who's wearing a cleavage-bearing shirt, in the magazine section looking at magazines, me:those are some nice tubs you got yourself there m'am, woman:i beg your pardon?!?!, me:"tubs" it's my word for a chick with a big rack...."like you" woman:(slap's me in my face and call's me a perverted asshole"said it while she slapped my face" and in a hastily&miffed manner walks away with her cart)
by Joe Smith 2 December 17, 2007
A would-be hot tub wherein the water is insufficiently heated to achieve the desired relaxant effect on the users.
by wrightcountygirl August 30, 2010
by darealeztitch July 29, 2011