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The best instrument of all creating ever. Everyone who is a trumpet player has the most ego and is horny as hecc. All of us HATE the woodwinds, saxophones most of all.
Saxophones: Oh hey how are y-
Trumpets: LALALALA SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE AND DIE
by TrumpetsAreBetter February 07, 2020
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A bellend who will not admit defeat.
When someone especially with shit hair or wig doesn’t admit defeat, you say ‘You’re such a trumpet’.
by Midgemog November 13, 2020
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Similar to a muppet but someone who is incapable of accomplishing even the simplest of tasks.
I sent him the document with the critical information, but he didn't even bother to read it. He's such a trumpet.
by Diogenes of Mayberry May 13, 2020
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These loud fucks who can't play anything right
Band member 1: the trumpets sucked
Band member 2: I know the flutes were so Mitch better
by Kaisercat May 07, 2019
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Derived from “Trump’s-puppet.” A Trump supporter who never forms their own original thoughts/opinions and blindly follows Trump because he’s entertaining and uses strong rhetoric.
“Yeah he’s impossible to debate, he’s just a Trumpet.”
by Tagtart July 10, 2020
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