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Turkey Trot Trump Towers 

The two Trump Towers located in Istanbul that are deeply symbolic of the powerful gravitational pull of Trump to money, all over the world, to feed his megalomaniacal lifestyle and the bottomless materialistic pit that is his sense of self-worth.
Dancing to the familiar music of rivers of continuously flowing big-ass money, the Real Estate Tycoon in Chief added the Turkey Trot Trump Towers (yes, two!) into his gilded collection of income properties, thanks to his “very good friend who gets very high marks,” President Erdogan who brokered this sweet deal back in 2012!

Trump Tower reach around 

When you have a cult-like following towards someone who continuously rips you off. You are so blinded that you do not realize they are ripping you off
I was so infatuated with him I did not realize he was stealing money out of my pocket you could say he was giving me a Trump Tower reach around

Trump Tower 

A 400 meter glass building in Chicago full of boats and hoes.
Alex: Wanna go to the Trump Tower?
Marty: Yes, sure.
Alex: SICK!!! Let's go hang with dem boats and hoes!
Trump Tower by Italia Marzioli October 22, 2016

Trump Tower 

He lives over in Trump Tower over in Brownsville.
Trump Tower by lorddarth May 18, 2017

Trump Tower 2 

To Trump: We are proud to announce we have paid $6,666,666 in taxes (more then your "clever" payment of just $750!) to build Trump Tower 2! The picture added is the entrance. Upon reaching it, you go inside down the pits of hell- I mean the "subway" to the luxurious tower! Address is 666 Hellhole Boulevard, Satan City, Underworld.
We invite Trump, Melania, and all people who let Trump "grab their pussies"!
Donald Tramp- I mean Trump: Hey, can we go to Trump Tower 2? I need to go grab more pussy- I mean grab- err, adopt a puppy!
Melania Trump: Yes, my sugar da- I mean Rapi- I mean Trumpy! *Blushes cUtElY*
Trump Tower 2 by TrumpIsATramp November 27, 2020

Trump Tower Golden Shower

A special service, offered only in the Penthouse of Trump Tower, wherein the high rolling V.I.P. can be pissed on, all night long, by gorgeous Russian prostitutes who have special visas allowing them to be here just for this.
The fee for a Trump Tower Golden Shower is a mere 100 K, about the same as a single tryst with any of the famous centerfolds.