Trump Pump

Name: Trump Pump Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 32.95 USD
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A penis enlargement pump with a special rubberized grip on the tube to aid those with small hands in effectively operating said pump.

VP: is that an executive order in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

DT: the latter, darling. Pass me my Trump pump and you'll see what I mean.

Trump Pump by Jamminjeremy February 15, 2017

Words you can keep

Trump Pump

Wrapping your dick in cash and having mediocre sex with someone. As you're about to cum, you unwrap the cash and stick it up one of their nostrils really far up to the point where they're gonna sneeze. Then, you deepthroat them and cum. As they're about to gag up your cum, you yank out the cash and stick it down their mouth. Afterwards, they will sneeze causing the cum to shoot out their nose while you say "great."

I just pulled a trump pump on someone. America would be great again if we all did this!

Trump Pump by Giraffe Eggs March 29, 2016

Trump Pump

What's been fueling the stock market since Trump got elected.

Man, stock market is way up again today. More "Trump Pump!"

Trump Pump by TourOfTheMoon February 9, 2017

Trump Pump

When your arms are so swole from lifting it looks like you have tiny lil baby hands

A: Bro, thalidomide will not increase your gains!

B: Nah, I got that Trump Pump.

Trump Pump by Ted_Bunny March 14, 2024

Donald Trump Pump

Receiving a hand job whilst your penis is wrapped in paper currency. Upon finishing, the man's penis is covered with the currency or easy clean-up. Also known as the dollar dick wrangle.

My grandmother is becoming suspicious of my excessive use of tissues, so I may have to resort to the Donald Trump Pump.

Donald Trump Pump by Ivanna Sukyadik May 23, 2009

one pump Trump

An incumbent president who suffers from counting premature elections.

Or

A former president who was voted out after only 1 term.

This 2020 election is something else, look at this one pump Trump actively calling out to stop vote counting.

one pump Trump by Axiom2020 November 6, 2020

One Pump Trump

A president that refuses to wash his hands or wear a face mask and then acts surprised when he gets kicked out of the white house during a global pandemic.

We might need to get this house fumigated now that one pump Trump is getting his Corona infected self moved out.

One Pump Trump by ThundaBabe November 7, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026