A penis enlargement pump with a special rubberized grip on the tube to aid those with small hands in effectively operating said pump.
VP: is that an executive order in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
DT: the latter, darling. Pass me my Trump pump and you'll see what I mean.
DT: the latter, darling. Pass me my Trump pump and you'll see what I mean.
by Jamminjeremy February 15, 2017
Wrapping your dick in cash and having mediocre sex with someone. As you're about to cum, you unwrap the cash and stick it up one of their nostrils really far up to the point where they're gonna sneeze. Then, you deepthroat them and cum. As they're about to gag up your cum, you yank out the cash and stick it down their mouth. Afterwards, they will sneeze causing the cum to shoot out their nose while you say "great."
by Giraffe Eggs December 18, 2015
by TourOfTheMoon February 09, 2017
Receiving a hand job whilst your penis is wrapped in paper currency. Upon finishing, the man's penis is covered with the currency or easy clean-up. Also known as the dollar dick wrangle.
My grandmother is becoming suspicious of my excessive use of tissues, so I may have to resort to the Donald Trump Pump.
by Ivanna Sukyadik May 23, 2009
An incumbent president who suffers from counting premature elections.
Or
A former president who was voted out after only 1 term.
Or
A former president who was voted out after only 1 term.
This 2020 election is something else, look at this one pump Trump actively calling out to stop vote counting.
by Axiom2020 November 06, 2020
A president that refuses to wash his hands or wear a face mask and then acts surprised when he gets kicked out of the white house during a global pandemic.
We might need to get this house fumigated now that one pump Trump is getting his Corona infected self moved out.
by ThundaBabe November 07, 2020
by Moped Dave May 16, 2016