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Trucker War

The obviously un-winnable highway-battle between two equally matched, parallel running semi-tractors; a common inspiration for road-rage, abusive language and desperate, often life-threatening, attempts to circumvent the ridiculous blockade.
Ho-Lee-Shit, this has gone on for 20 fuckin miles!!! Get me the shotgun from the trunk; I'm gonna blow shit-bag trucker 1's tires out so maybe shit-bag trucker 2 can finally get past him...someones gotta end this trucker war...
by YAWA May 18, 2019
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Trucker War

The obviously un-winnable highway-battle between two equally matched, parallel running semi-tractors; a common inspiration for road-rage, abusive language and desperate, often life-threatening, attempts to circumvent the ridiculous blockade.
Ho-Lee-Shit, this has gone on for 20 fuckin miles!!! Get me the shotgun from the trunk; I'm gonna blow shit-bag trucker 1's tires out so maybe shit-bag trucker 2 can finally get past him...someones gotta end this trucker war...
by YAWA May 18, 2019
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truckerfart

When a fat redneck trucker is driving his truck and he leans to the side and rips a MEGA trucker ass fart and gasses himself inside his own cab with it.
I'm a trucker, I gotta do a truckerfart.
by FlyEvolution March 15, 2004
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truckertarian

A person who lives dependent on food trucks.
If the store doesn't get their shipment of food, the truckertarian will starve in a few days.

Truckertarians can clean out a grocery store in a couple hours, when there is pending emergency. They have no supplies stocked up at home.

Truckertarians are the opposite of peppers.

Truckertarians have no basic life skills. They barely know how to cook the "food" that comes from a box that the food truck brings.

Truckertarians complain about food prices and inflation. They don't know how to grow their own food or make anything useful. If the truck doesn't bring it, they can't make it.

Truckertarians make fun of "preppers" but then expect preppers to share what they have stocked up on in times of emergency.

Truckertarians think preppers are crazy.
by DoNotComply August 26, 2023
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