Trucker War

The obviously un-winnable highway-battle between two equally matched, parallel running semi-tractors; a common inspiration for road-rage, abusive language and desperate, often life-threatening, attempts to circumvent the ridiculous blockade.

Ho-Lee-Shit, this has gone on for 20 fuckin miles!!! Get me the shotgun from the trunk; I'm gonna blow shit-bag trucker 1's tires out so maybe shit-bag trucker 2 can finally get past him...someones gotta end this trucker war...

Trucker War by YAWA May 18, 2019

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Trucker War • truckerfart • truckertarian • Trucker Cap • trucker hat • trucker bomb • trucker's tan • trucker ass • Trucker Mouth • trucker-butt

truckerfart

When a fat redneck trucker is driving his truck and he leans to the side and rips a MEGA trucker ass fart and gasses himself inside his own cab with it.

I'm a trucker, I gotta do a truckerfart.

truckerfart by FlyEvolution March 15, 2004

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truckertarian

A person who lives dependent on food trucks.

If the store doesn't get their shipment of food, the truckertarian will starve in a few days.

Truckertarians can clean out a grocery store in a couple hours, when there is pending emergency. They have no supplies stocked up at home.

Truckertarians are the opposite of peppers.

Truckertarians have no basic life skills. They barely know how to cook the "food" that comes from a box that the food truck brings.

Truckertarians complain about food prices and inflation. They don't know how to grow their own food or make anything useful. If the truck doesn't bring it, they can't make it.

Truckertarians make fun of "preppers" but then expect preppers to share what they have stocked up on in times of emergency.

Truckertarians think preppers are crazy.

truckertarian by DoNotComply August 26, 2023

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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