Tristum

Has very very big booty like a hippopotamuses penis has very big fat penis and likes to fuck everyone’s mom
Is very sexy and has big mouth good for kisses 👌👈🎅🏿🌚😁😘 his magnum opus of a cock will make you come so fast 💨

Billy joe: Dayum Tristum has big booty today
Riley: His booty always big come let me kick your ass

Tristum by MegaCockTearer69 June 13, 2019

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Tristam

The coolest mother fucker in the world.

Hi, I'm Tristam. But, just in case you couldn't tell by my name, I'm the coolest mother fucker in the world.

Tristam by xTristam;; October 26, 2010

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Tristum • Tristam • TrisTMS • Tristun

Tristun

A loyal girl who is always there for you in your hard times she is funny and can always find a way to make you laugh she may seem shy at first but once you get to know her she is funny and outgoing Tristun is one of the most loyal people you will ever know she will congratulate you when you have done good and she will give some good advise when you need help

Girl1: have you met Tristun?
Girl2: yes she is so funny!!
Girl1: at first i thought she was shy but then i got to know her and she is super funny

Tristun by Tristun May 20, 2018

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TrisTMS

a phantom formed man that stabs kids in the hive for fun

TrisTMS is here

Oh no TrisTMS

TrisTMS by phantomlover69 June 17, 2021

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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