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Tristan Evans 

Tristan Evans is 1/4 of the british boyband The Vamps.
He's hot, adorable and cute.
His hair is the most beautiful thing ever, just like his smile .
He's the drummer and he often wears leopard prints .

AKA, perfection
A: Do you know tristan evans?
B: Yeah, do you mean the drummer from The Vamps?
A: Yes , the one with the cute hair!
B: Oh, I know who you mean , he often wears leopard prints right?
A: Exactly!
Tristan Evans by the vamps November 2, 2013
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Tristan Evans 

Tristan is a hot, sexy, cute and is 1/4 of British boy band The Vamps. He is recently engaged to Anastasia smith. Tristan is from Deven and next year (2019) is the first year The Vamps will be introducing Deven into their tour.
Brad: Aww have you seen Tristan Evans today?
James: Yeah he’s so hot
Connor: I agree
Tristan Evans by TheVampsTris July 10, 2018
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