When in a hot, humid, sweaty or tropical type climate, causing an unusually warm moist atmosphere in the crotchal region of a mans pants which creates a sticky suction type action of the penis and testicles to stick to one particular leg firmly like a tree frog.
Ie: My crotch was so sweaty after that motorcycle ride, I had a Mongolian tree frog to the right I had to pry off with a stick.
by P-Nut August 29, 2014
When excessive heat, humidity and sweating cause both sides of the testicles to spread and stick to both legs . This is much like a standard Tree Frog in which the testicles stick to one leg or the other. However, a Siamese Tree Frog distinguishes itself by sticking to both legs simultaneously. This typically occurs - but is not limited to - seated or prone positions. See also Tree Frog.
Brian: Damn son, it's hotter than Hades out here.
Joe: I know man, I'm Siamese Tree Froggin' like sonuvabitch.
Joe: I know man, I'm Siamese Tree Froggin' like sonuvabitch.
by TacomaBeags October 2, 2017
The act of throwing up onto your sexual partner (usually female), causing them to hop off of your tree like penis as if they were a frog
Did you hear, that girl got Green Tree Frogged the other night, the spew still isn't out of her hair
by GTF Lover August 23, 2017
A sex position where a male dwarf climbs a larger female's body until he stops to jump on her. He jumps until she screams in pain, and then after this the dwarf croaks like a frog.
by yeet_god September 8, 2017
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by Omega File 2100 January 20, 2023
by Froglover360 January 21, 2023
German Tree Frog - When someone, without invitation or warning, jumps on your back, thinking it’s all fun and games, pretending to be your friend, meanwhile disposing feces on your back (Typically solid; see also dropping a South Dakota Speckled Beef Log).
Party cancelled due to sanitary concerns. Some stupid kid pulled a German tree frog on his little sister in the ball pit.
by PuyallupPancho May 17, 2021