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Crap Trap 

A toilet without toilet paper. A terrible situation to be in and a hilarious prank to play.
"Don't use that toilet, it's a crap trap."
Crap Trap by Collin Locke September 8, 2009
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Crap Trap 

An extremely hairy ass, that collects traces of poo throughout the day.
1. I really need to trim my ass crack tonight...I have got a serious first class crap trap.
Crap Trap by Cadillac Man August 12, 2009

trap and crap 

Luring someone under false pretenses of urinating into the bathroom and making them entertain you while you take a dump.
Becky didn't want to be alone with her constipation so she pulled a trap and crap on Art.
trap and crap by Lori D March 6, 2008

Crap Trap 

Definition for shitty 2010s trap music. You know all that garbage electronic music that all sounds the same which usually has that annoying, repetitive buildup in the the middle
Nikki Minaj is a good example of crap trap
Crap Trap by SpaghettiFingers November 7, 2015

crap-trap 

The point at which your sphincter tightens and prevents defecation. Slang: the closure point of your bum-hole.
I'll be there in a couple minutes. A quick release of the crap-trap and I'll be done.
crap-trap by bigbadscot January 3, 2017
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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