Boy Toy Soldier

A Boy Toy Soldier is a middle-aged man, typically from Miami, who has a penchant for being aggressive, loud, and notoriously slutty. Despite their advanced age, they still embody the brash, cocky attitude of a boy playing with toy soldiers while listening to Jessica Simpson. They often wear bold, flashy clothing and sport a gelled hairstyle that's trying too hard to make a statement about age. You will often find them having fun with the dolls by the pool.
She slept with a back up dancer, that's nasty! She's such a Boy Toy Soldier.
by MatchMyFreakMiami July 02, 2024
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Toy soap

It is a certain kind of soap someone buys that they only use to master bait or do other sexual things.
"HEY MOM!! where is the toy soap"?!?

"your father took it in the other bathroom".
"okay, thanks mom" :)
by oNaTh_6-9_tHaNo June 20, 2010
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Toys in the attic

From The Trial, Pink Floyd: "Pink Crazy…toys in the attic I am crazy,
Truly gone fishing.
They must have taken my marbles away."
by Luigi 15esimo February 07, 2019
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troll toy

to flex; a very harsh way of showing off and being extremely clever while at it; a very sly flex.
i’m so going to troll toy this bitch at the party tonight
by ashwhole March 26, 2019
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Hillary's Toys

When you have merchandise from Hillary's 2016 campaign under your bed.
Man I have a lot of Hillary's Toys.
by AlanLovesButt June 27, 2018
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Andy Toy Story

Nickname people put on people named “Andy.” He’s also the biggest simp, and has a crushes on Justin. Andy x Justin is a really good ship!
“Andy Toy Story is kinda mean ugh.”
by really hot person December 31, 2021
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National Tidy Toy Day

Every June 8th, be sure to do a thorough deep cleaning of your sex toys (assuming you haven't already). A very healthy practice to prevent a infection, UTI, etc.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, what day is it?"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"
by Fullmetalf@g June 08, 2023
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