A Boy Toy Soldier is a middle-aged man, typically from Miami, who has a penchant for being aggressive, loud, and notoriously slutty. Despite their advanced age, they still embody the brash, cocky attitude of a boy playing with toy soldiers while listening to Jessica Simpson. They often wear bold, flashy clothing and sport a gelled hairstyle that's trying too hard to make a statement about age. You will often find them having fun with the dolls by the pool.
by MatchMyFreakMiami July 02, 2024
It is a certain kind of soap someone buys that they only use to master bait or do other sexual things.
"HEY MOM!! where is the toy soap"?!?
"your father took it in the other bathroom".
"okay, thanks mom" :)
"your father took it in the other bathroom".
"okay, thanks mom" :)
by oNaTh_6-9_tHaNo June 20, 2010
From The Trial, Pink Floyd: "Pink Crazy…toys in the attic I am crazy,
Truly gone fishing.
They must have taken my marbles away."
Truly gone fishing.
They must have taken my marbles away."
by Luigi 15esimo February 07, 2019
by ashwhole March 26, 2019
by AlanLovesButt June 27, 2018
Nickname people put on people named “Andy.” He’s also the biggest simp, and has a crushes on Justin. Andy x Justin is a really good ship!
by really hot person December 31, 2021
Every June 8th, be sure to do a thorough deep cleaning of your sex toys (assuming you haven't already). A very healthy practice to prevent a infection, UTI, etc.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, what day is it?"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"
by Fullmetalf@g June 08, 2023