Total Bitch

Often referred to as a whore or nasty slut because she has fucked your entire friend group, her refusal to even consider fucking you makes her a total bitch.

She has fucked everyone but me. What a total bitch.

Total Bitch by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

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total bitch move

A jerky move done by another person.

Amanda: Your a whore!
Krista: Total bitch move!
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Steve throws a pencil.
Ken: Total bitch move!

total bitch move by Shatzy Shell March 25, 2008

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Total Bitch Menace

A person who is a bitchy menace to everyone and everything usually in the name of ambition or in reference to someone who is awful to someone else.

Acronym: T.B.M

My god! You don’t have to be a Total Bitch Menace to them

Total Bitch Menace by Dreamland_roses August 22, 2025

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t-total bitch

A person (woman) who thinks that they are above anyone and everyone in every way, shape, or form; is usually a dumb blonde bimbo or a popular girl

"Man, she is a t-total bitch. Ugh."

t-total bitch by Poppykat March 25, 2021

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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