2 definitions by El Camino Sandman

Tasty Tortoise

When a man is on his back with legs in the air and a woman is eating his ass while he jerks off

Dude that girl is a freak, she did the tasty tortoise on me and that shit was dope.

A man that hangs out in parks and parking lots looking to give oral sex to any other man that will let him

See that Pruitt in the Home Depot parking lot, he gives the best neck in town!