1 definition by Sex_Machine69
Torkild is a name often associated with a God or powerful man. All Torkild's are soft and humble people, but when intimidated or assaulted, the Torkild quickly turns lethal. Most people named Torkild also have an incredible ability to make females fall for him. His handsomeness and height (yeah, Torkild's are tall) makes females drop their panties. All in all, Torkild's are good guys who you should give at least 10$ everyday to ensure you'll live to see the sunlight the next day. Torkild's mainly reproduce only when necessary, but might do it for fun sometimes.
Side note: Torkild's are the peak of human evolution.
Side note: Torkild's are the peak of human evolution.
Example 1-
Hot female: Be careful, Torkild is here.
Hotter female: Yeah, he's so scary... And handsome
Example 2-
Jonas: Don't hurt me Torkild!
Torkild: Shut up, weakling. *kills Jonas with one punch*
Example 3-
Chuck Norris: Spare my life, for God's sake!
Torkild: I am... God
Hot female: Be careful, Torkild is here.
Hotter female: Yeah, he's so scary... And handsome
Example 2-
Jonas: Don't hurt me Torkild!
Torkild: Shut up, weakling. *kills Jonas with one punch*
Example 3-
Chuck Norris: Spare my life, for God's sake!
Torkild: I am... God
by Sex_Machine69 September 4, 2020