1. That look that your girlfriend's dad gives you when you meet him for the first time; esp. effective when used looking over the shoulder of your girlfriend as she hugs him.

2. A cockblocking stare.

At fist I was excited to meet Kelly's family for the first time, and they all seemed nice, but as soon as her dad gave me the topplehi over her shoulder, I knew that the next two hours would be rough. What a cockbocking son of a bitch.

topplehi by Oodles and oodles of noodles! September 26, 2011

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Statue Toppler

Someone who sees knocking down statues of morally questionable historical figures as productive in the fight for equality.

"Smoking Marijuana is Cultural Appropriation"
"Crikey! Statue Topplers, ay?"

Statue Toppler by Kizza7984 October 16, 2020

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flat-topped

Used to describe behaviour which is particularly petty, childish or vindictive in some way.

You spent two solid days arguing with 14 year olds on an Internet forum over the difference between mummies and zombies. How ludicrously flat-topped of you.

flat-topped by Ming64 March 28, 2018

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Tippled

The stage of drunkenness when you are post merry pre ham

"I've got lumb nips, I must be tippled"

"I can't feel my eyebrows, so tippled"

Tippled by Malf_falm July 23, 2014

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topped off

1.When a female gives oral stimulation to her partner. 2. The art of sucking dick.

Ayo man I was eatin a steak n cheese sandwich and gettin topped off at the same time....that shyt was heaven

topped off by RagstaRichez a.k.a. Poke'Monster April 4, 2006

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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