although you may think, "wait a minute, isn't a 'top tier hippo' just a really cool hippo?" that's not the only thing!! in fact, being a top tier hippo means you are the best of the best - cream of the crop. it means that whoever calls you 'top tier hippo,' it shows that they truly care for you, because you're the coolest frigging hippo ever! and if your title IS top tier hippo.... you must be a pretty rad hippo, dude.
"hey man, you're a top tier hippo!"
"awww, really?? thanks!"
by obviouslynotlilums May 30, 2022
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Someone with all the stuff you want, lording it around it around like a cunt… but a top tier one.
Chris owns an air fryer, a pizza oven and has a Gousto subscription. Chris is a top tier cunt.
by Elverskuld January 14, 2023
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Mordecai killed his best friend for a girl who didn’t like him back that’s a top tier simp.
by theslimjim2021 April 10, 2020
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That kid named Chet is so good at a video game because he has the most skill and the best gear that he is and always will be forever even after he dies a top tier player.
by someone slick December 12, 2014
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That guy that always brags about his shit. He always has the best, the only, the original, and the thing nobody else could have.

There is no way to impress Top Tier Travis and youshouldn’t even try because you will have to endure 1000 texts about his greatness with complete denial of any of his weaknesses.

He does have a nice wife, but she always travels without him. She seems to wear the pants in Top Tier Travis’s house. He would never admit it though!
OMG, Top Tier Travis just started a company and he is texting that his ideas were first, he copyrighted them, and every company wants his services. I looked on Yelp and he received 20 reviews all saying “what and asshole” but they had fun on - business trip with his wife last week when she gave them TTT’s referral.
by No Tango and no Cash September 17, 2023
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Someone who is very good at getting guys to want/ fuck them
Yo bro Carli is an absolute top tier dick master, all guys want her.
by Brodeuse8778 June 25, 2018
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To be on the top level of worst people.
This guy is top tier, he's always drunk and annoying.
by TKBluffs January 7, 2017
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