Tooonii

A grandpa that likes insulting people. He calls people ugly, even though he is himself, and likes beginning sentences with, "Tooonii here, ..."

"Tooonii here, look at this ugly person he taking sop much damn toilet paper for himself, like why does one person need so much damn toilet paper.

Tooonii by KeggerRock April 1, 2020

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Toooiii™

Toooiii
(Tuie)

Meaning/definition; A person who has the same feelings/vibe as the other... But had a typo and was too lazy to correct it

Synonyms: Too, also, same

Coined: By thatonenerdgeek and just_a_fandrr on Twitter, 12/5(usa date format) 2020

@just_a_fander: Haha I love youuuuuuu
@thatonenerdgeek: I love you toooiii™

(Go follow them on Twitter)

Toooiii™ by LogicallyaTree December 4, 2020

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Tooonii • toooii • toooiii • Toooiii™

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@just_a_fandrr: haha omg I love youuuuu
@thatonenerdgeek: I love you toooiii

(Go follow them on Twitter)

toooiii by LogicallyaTree December 4, 2020

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toooii

When you're trying to say "too" with lots of o's and you misspell it but you're too lazy to lazy to fix it

Me: I love youuu!!!
James: I love you toooii!!!!

toooii by Logan-River April 25, 2021

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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