That one guy who acts like there your friend but flips out when you dont talk to them. They tipically flip out when this occurs. In that scenario it is acceptable to laugh at their dumb ass.
"Oh look guys it's Tommy the Tool Train."
"Hanging out at cedar point with the friends and ran into Tommy the Tool Train."
"Hanging out at cedar point with the friends and ran into Tommy the Tool Train."
by soupman91 July 6, 2012
the Most handsome Guy in Friday the 13th. He knows Kung Fu in the 5th movie but in the 6th movie, forgets he knows it
by Kryptic Tron March 30, 2021
One known for putting or pulling big things in/out of seemingly impossible tight spots with the cunning prowess of an illusionist or wizard
Damn, Tommy Tow Master you straight finessed that truck out of that ditch!!
Alright Tommy Tow Master- let's see how you're gonna get yourself out of this one !
Alright Tommy Tow Master- let's see how you're gonna get yourself out of this one !
by PetraSpectRules March 12, 2017
by Gonnorsgary December 14, 2018
by ItalianTrash September 10, 2021
A guy that no matter how obscure the subject may be always has something to say. Often comments start in the form of a question, then lead to a diatribe on how one can get stronger Abs, or just some other random non associated garbage. Sometimes the person will talk in a whisper and drive everyone insane who is trying to listen, even though nothing that is coming out of that person's food hole is worth listening to. Often these people have names, but are often referred to with just facial expressions.
Hello I am Tommy Two Cents I know about advertising on cow hormones in Africa, which is famous for its ab workouts done in the jungle, similar to how I workout my abs, can you guys hear me? I have a microphone here, but I am not going to use it, because screw you.
by captain fucko March 17, 2018