Tomato sex
Tomato sex by Uncle Leon March 22, 2020
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Tomato Sex
This definition is written for Austin. Tomato Sex is the act of taking two people, preferably Kayleigh and Katrina, and a bag of tomatoes. Cut it in the left abdomen above the seed sack but not too deep or this process will fail you you greatly. Then take the small black steak knife and poke in and out of the vagina shaped tomato. This will be causing the tomato to juice and make the plate or whatever surface your operating on very wet. Then you take salt and add it to the juices, making a sperm-like liquid, thats much less thick. Then you lick it all up. Like a jizzbitch. Nom nom. WE LOVE YOU AUSTIN. :)
-Kayleigh and Katrina
-Kayleigh and Katrina
January 24,
Katrina: "Dude Kayleigh"
Kayleigh: "What?"
Katrina: "-Starts to penetrate tomato with knife-"
Both: "-LAUGHTER, TOMATO SEX.-"
Katrina: "Dude Kayleigh"
Kayleigh: "What?"
Katrina: "-Starts to penetrate tomato with knife-"
Both: "-LAUGHTER, TOMATO SEX.-"
Tomato Sex by Kayleigh G. and Katrina G. January 24, 2009
Tomato Sex
Sexual intercourse that occurs after a long day in the sun. Both parties typically resemble tomatoes due to the burnt, swollen nature of their skin.
"After a long day at the beach Jenny and I went home to have tomato sex, we could barely move because of the burns."
Tomato Sex by I had tomato sex yesterday May 23, 2009
sexual tomato
1. Someone who is too cool to say i am the sexy to your beast.
So instead they say ""This is a sexual tomato, i want to bang, bang, bang."
2. Two beautiful girls who live in Chicago and
love to eat Reeses puffs cereal.
So instead they say ""This is a sexual tomato, i want to bang, bang, bang."
2. Two beautiful girls who live in Chicago and
love to eat Reeses puffs cereal.
Scary Spice- Hey
Sporty Spice- Hello, this is a sexual tomato.
Scary Spice- a sexy tomato?
Sporty Spice- Yes.
Henry- Woah damn!
Frank- What?
Henry- I just saw a sexual tomatoe.
Sporty Spice- Hello, this is a sexual tomato.
Scary Spice- a sexy tomato?
Sporty Spice- Yes.
Henry- Woah damn!
Frank- What?
Henry- I just saw a sexual tomatoe.
sexual tomato by Trisha and Jackie November 2, 2008
Tomatosexual
Tomatosexual by TheStripedBot September 4, 2019
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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