Tom Brady

While in the process of taking a shit starting to jerk off using the shit as lube. Usually done by homosexuals.

Adam decided to do a pre-game Tom Brady before his soccer game.

by JayT12 February 1, 2010

Tom Brady

The faggot that doesn't deserve his rings.

"Hey you see that faggot?"
"Yea! Its Tom Brady!"

by Alaboof December 16, 2019

Tom Brady

Overrated quarterback who hasn't won a SuperBowl or got close in 5 years. Pads his stats against deflated defenses and then gets raped by teams like the Browns. Tom Brady is not that good and blames all his atrocious play on injuries.

Did you Tom Brady get raped by the Browns? The freaking Browns!!!!!!

by Packersdabest January 20, 2011

Tom Brady

Quarterback for the New England Patriots, he's a decent player. Like the rest of the team, he puts up pretty good numbers but nothing fantastic. He is not one of the best QB's in football; he just happens to QB the best team in football.

Peyton Manning > Tom Brady
Donovan McNabb > Tom Brady
Daunte Culpepper > Tom Brady
Brett Favre > Tom Brady
Trent Green > Tom Brady
Michael Vick > Tom Brady
Ben Roethlisberger > Tom Brady
Byron Leftwich > Tom Brady

by ThatsBriskBaby September 3, 2005

Tom Brady

One of the best quarterbacks in the NFL. Doesn't put up the best numbers, but completely steps his game up when he needs to. One of the most clutch quarterbacks in history.

Tom Brady is so clutch, he has never lost a postseason game!!

by redsox06 January 1, 2006

Tom Brady

The Thanos of the NFL

Tom Brady got all 6 super bowl rings, now with a snap of his fingers he can make half of the NFL teams playoff chances disappear. There's only one man who can stop him Now and that man is Aaron Rodgers the captain America of the NFL

by bossatron2000153 bousley February 7, 2019

Tom Brady

1. To be clutch and to come through when it matters the most.

To be a performer in pressure situations, and to never be rattled or affected by tense situations.

2. reffered to someone who gets the Job done by making it look easy.

A winner

3. Can be used as a term to describe someone with alot of rings.

"I had my test yesterday, but I was Tom Brady."
"That kid be mad calm when police come around, he's straight Tom Brady"

by Mo Meta April 25, 2006