driving through toledo

Get your dick so deep in someone during intercourse that it moves their insides around.

I got so deep inside her that I was driving through Toledo.

by DrawTap88 October 23, 2022

Toledo panic button

The one that if someone presses it right, and the partner doesn't die, they never have to come up with a Fort Wayne Panic Button or a Flint Panic Button. If you tried to do it with someone you didn't trust though, at least one person could die.

These two guys doing the Toledo Panic Button didn't seem too trustworthy, so the new guy declined when they asked him if he wanted to do it, even if they thought he was a bitch for it.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

toledo tootsie roll

To take a shit in ones hand, and proceed to stick just the head of the shit inside ones partner, then take the unprotruded end of the shit in both hands and proceed to roll it like Martha Stewart would roll dough.

Lee - "Dang Mark, I heard you gave her a Toledo Tootsie Roll."
Mark - " yeah I know man it was awesome but now my hands are covered in shit so I just wiped it on her."
Lee - "that sounds awesome I would have definitely rubbed it all over."

by Steve scuba September 19, 2017

toledo trout

A turd floating in the Maumee River

When I was at the docks watching the fireworks I saw a fisherman snag the biggest Toledo Trout I had ever seen!

by Baker-Pedolose October 7, 2023

Toledo Tolumbo

the name of a fictional penis talkshow host on the fictional TV show, Cock Talk. Toledo as in "Holy Toledo", is a giant dick with a Geraldo Riviera type mustache and a light brown comb over.

Toledo: On our show tonight we have a special guest here to discuss penetration at it's finest, I'm Toledo Tolumbo and this is Cock Talk.. cocktalkcocktalkcocktalk

by sharonlove July 20, 2023

brown toledo slipstream

Diarrhea, forcefully ejected into the bowl while the water circles during a flush.

"Check out that turd-twister; it's a real brown Toledo slipstream if I've ever seen one!"

by DevastateHer November 16, 2016

Toledo Shower Cap

When, in the moment of climax, feces escapes and lands in the partner's hair, the act of smoothing said feces in a pseudo-affectionate gesture, thereby creating a "cap" of poo.

"You're so pretty" Harry gushed, caressing Janice's hair. Little did Janice know Harry was really giving her a Toledo Shower Cap.

by J-Krack May 28, 2012