Toilet paper dick 

When you’re cleaning jizz off of your penis and toilet paper gets stuck to yours dick

“Dude after I came to a picture of Miranda I gave myself toilet paper dick”

Toilet paper dick by A classy fellow June 6, 2020

Toilet Paper Dick 

One who gets more ass than a toilet seat

Lil Wayne got that toilet paper dick
Make them hoes sick



"Legalize it!" ^_^

Toilet Paper Dick by Jdawg Chronic n Lil Beezie February 2, 2009