toddies

tiddies but on the down low

At the dinner table if you don’t want her parents to know- “hey babe, I’m gonna touch your toddies later”

toddies by djwaffles917 April 21, 2019

Hot Toddie 

The act of throwing up on your dick and balls while taking a shit.

Tom was taking a shit at the bar, tried to puke between his legs, and gave himself a hot toddie

Hot Toddie by Guywhohugs December 19, 2018

todite

A combination of today, and tonight, as to be used in daily friend to friend conversation.

Friend 1: What you doing todite Bob??

Friend 2: Nothing yet you?

todite by phillycheese August 2, 2007

porta-toddie

a hot toddie in a to-go cup.

Why go to the bar when you can make some porta-toddies and go play in the neighbor's snowbank?

porta-toddie by burrowlife February 20, 2011

hot toddie 

A female who is below standards for gential penetration, but not to low to be fisted..

Rick: Hey dan did u see that hot toddie over there?
Dan: YUP!!! (As he thrusts his fist into the air)

hot toddie by rickmoney October 23, 2007

Toddied 

To cheat someone on your own stream out of their well-earned currency through means of scamming.

I just posted a great TTS and he turned it off, I've been Toddied!

Toddied by BigZombieMonkey October 11, 2022