Toaster fucker

A toaster fucker is someone who cares for the toaster and sexuality likes toasters
A toaster fucker is usually always apart of the cult mechanicus aka the adeptus mechanicus the cult mechanicus are people that

care for machines and praise the omnissiah a supernatural entity worshipped by the servants of the cult Mechanicus as the embodiment and bestower of all knowledge and technology in the universe. the reason why they care for machines is because they believe in the machine spirit they believe the machines have feelings if you disrespect the machine spirit it wont work is you care for it and pray for it, it will work , so they think, they say that if you don't believe in the omnissiah or the machine spirit also the Emperor you are counted as a heretic.

!Excuse me are you disrespecting that toaster as apart of the adpetus mechanicus you are considered as a heretic!

A toaster fucker is a person who sexuality cares for a toaster.

Toaster fucker by Tech-priest April 20, 2022

Toaster Fucker

Someone who is into machines, mainly someone who is sexually attracted to Five Nights At Freddy's characters.

"She's into Montgomery Gator."
"What a toaster fucker."

Toaster Fucker by BamAlakazam February 22, 2022

Toaster Fucker

A person who masturbates at the smell of burnt toast.
One who has a toaster fetish.
One who squanches with a toaster cable (toaster attached).

Deek check at guys face he can totally smell at toast the dirty "toaster fucker"

Deek at all them pigeons eating round that guys crotch guaranteed "toaster fucker".

Did he no order any? what a "toaster fucker".

Toaster Fucker by Cormdawg April 22, 2017

Toaster Fucker

Someone who ruins their lives by damaging themselves by going all in on obscure internet driven behavior.

Before the Internet:

Idiot: I want to fuck a toaster
Normal Person: Don't be an idiot
Idiot doesn't do that

After the internet:

Idiot: I want to fuck a toaster
Google: I've got tons of communities with 1000+ members right here on reddit just for toaster fuckers.
Idiot ruins their life.

Toaster Fucker by TheSneederOfSeethe June 15, 2026

Toaster Fucker

A person who lets a bizarre passing impulse fuck up their life after the internet connects them to a global community who've dedicated themselves to insisting the impulse is normal, brave, and otherwise worthy of respect.

"My son tried to fuck a toaster when he was young and I told him to stop being such a fucking moron and he stopped. Unfortunately he later googled 'i want to fuck a toaster' and the 'Toaster Fuckers United' discord server convinced him to fuck up his entire life."

Toaster Fucker by YoRHa Cowboy September 20, 2026

Fucked the toaster 

An expression for when you have absolutely, irrevocably fucked up and hurt yourself severely in the process.

Jimmy said "I do, Amanda." to Jenny during their wedding vows, she kicked him in the balls and stormed out. Jimmy really fucked the toaster on that one.

Fucked the toaster by Grazgriz777 December 5, 2016