Toaster Strudel

n. (tō′stər - stro̅o̅d′l) a. The sexual act of making a design with your semen on your partner (usually while ejaculating), much like you would make a design with the icing on a Toaster Strudel.

Tim: Hey John, did you go home with that slutty waitress last night?

John: Yeah, I gave that bitch a Toaster Strudel.

by YDM May 26, 2014

Toaster Strudel

The most dank-ass pastry one can buy from a supermarket. Fried dough on the outside and delicious jam sauce in the inside. The better version of poptart.

What's that chronic pastry you got?
Its a toaster strudel brah

by isjfoidsj1290e October 4, 2013

Toaster Strudel

To "Toaster Strudel" is to ejaculate on your partners chest or back in a wavy pattern which mirrors a toaster strudel.

Hey Naomi, Do you want to make a toaster strudel?

by UrbanDictionaryDweller December 4, 2016

Toaster Strudel

The rich man's poptart.

Mom: Hey kids, I bought Toaster Strudel.
Kids: Yes!!!

by bangkoktocalgary September 11, 2009

Toaster Strudel

n
A delicious pastry, far superior in manufacture to the Pop Tart.

I would like to eat that Toaster Strudel, please.

by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004

Toaster Strudel

When you cum over a girl so much it looks like you covered her with cum like you cover a toaster strudel with icing.

I came so much over jenny that she looked like a toaster strudel.

by Polley July 6, 2006

Toaster Strudel

When a small angry French man ejaculates all over his own tummy when sexually frustrated.

Amie was very upset that he wasn't getting enough attention from his partner so he decided to toaster strudel himself to satisfy his needs.

by Unhinged Office Bandit March 10, 2023