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toast on the water 

When a friend has run out of luck with a job, relationship or just life in general, they are floating along like toast on the water. Their situation, the toast, is now becoming soggy and tearing apart by the waves. Now they are waiting to sink to the bottom and become fish bait. Their only hope is to be picked up by a sea gull to have the misery swiftly ended.
He is toast on the water after losing his job.

She is toast on the water now that he won't pay the credit card bill.

If our team can't score, this game is toast on the water.

afterbirth on toast 

slang term for bad pizza
that pizza was so bad it looked like afterbirth on toast
afterbirth on toast by Woodnone September 1, 2009

Having yourself on toast 

The person loves themselves that much, they are so up themselves that if they had a round of toast they would definitely spread themselves on it. They are loving themselves sick.
'look at her over there, she is definitely having herself on toast'

'you're having yourself on toast ain't ya'

scrambled beg on toast 

Omg her picture of in hostpital is so scrambled beg on toast

Schlong on toast 

A very common breakfast in France and East Hollywood. Usually contains a fairly large penis with a side of toast.
Peter, George served an excellent schlong on toast this morning... We also had Crepes!
Schlong on toast by Rabbi Jüdisch September 26, 2006

on toast 

exceptionally so; used to amplify the preceding phrase.
on toast by Robert Murnick December 14, 2008