To neck oneself 

To stand on something easy to kick away (like a chair or a collection of Leo Sayer records) To tie a length of twisted or braided fibers into a noose, tie the other end of the length of twisted or braided fibers to an elevated, fixed object (like a tree branch or your employer's bedroom chandelier) place said noose over one's head and around one's neck, tighten the knot (making sure there is sufficient limitation in the said length of twisted or braided fibers so that one's feet cannot touch the ground when object/objects stood upon are kicked away), kick away said object/objects and 'neck' oneself until expiration takes place.

To neck oneself. To kill oneself by hanging. "I'm so sick of these fucking Leo Sayer albums that my employer keeps lending me that I think I'll neck myself."

To neck oneself by kid headcase August 18, 2009