An Italian male with Jewish characteristics. Has a high pitched nasally voice that when making threats can never be taken seriously by anyone, they will only result in laughter. Constantly complaining about how bad life is and how the whores they date keep fucking everybody behind his back. Will constantly pester you to buy his shitty vitamin products and "join the team". A Weiners might be seen in a record store buying "the classics", wearing a beanie cap which resembles a Yamaka, hence the Jewish characteristics. A Weiners looks at the world with an outlook similar to an 80 year old Jewish grandmother's. The best way to defeat a Weiners is through unidentifiable text messages. Please do not get a Weiners to do anything bad, especially coke, because he'll think your the devil. When placed in a crew a Weiners has a role similar to 'Screech' in Saved By The Bell
"Everybody's always messing with me."

" That's because you pulled a Weiners"
by Big Travis October 2, 2006
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when u like the weiner,study,worship,practice,sing dance,love,devour,take in with open mouth,and take care of the weiner.(big lover of oral sex)
1 gurl and 2 guys are at a table.one says,
i dont know about u all cuz i practice weinerism and i am damn proud of it!!the other guy says,yea u know what i like the weiner also,so i shall convert.
by weinerism queen December 31, 2005
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A small natural casing hot dog served only in Rhode Island in a certain way. Most of the time the Weiner meat grade is not good enough to sell in other states, but who cares? They taste fantastic.
The "hot dog" (weiner) is placed on a hot dog bun or preferably roll (New England Style Hot Dog rolls, hard to find outside of, you guessed it!...New England), then smothered in a meat sauce (most places guard their sauce's recipe, and they DO differ from joint to joint), topped with chopped white onion and mustard.
The best late night I'm so drunk i shouldn't be driving sober the fuck up meal that exists in this reality.
Most of the places that serve them have New York System in the name, or describe them as New York System...even though the weiner itself and the way it's served has absolutely NOTHING to do with New York.
Also called Gaggers, or more correctly in RI, "Gaggahs".
A fantastic delicious gastro-intestinal experience one MUST try if ever in Rhode Island.
Holy shit! That guy just ate twelve weiners like it was nuthin!
by trollertroller June 11, 2011
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Everyone here is a sicko! A weiner is a hot dog!
Guy 1: Hey, for dinner would you like to grill out some weiners?
Guy 2: Heck ya! Hot Dogs are delicious
by josethelama July 8, 2012
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A nice treat for every one with a very unique flavor!!!!
JOHN:You BET A TASTe A OF THAT WEINER!!

sean:yEAH I DIDNT EVEN THINK SHE HAD WEINERS BUT I GUESS I WAS WRONG u KNOW!?
by mr>sloppy weiner ;) September 22, 2013
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A small declining farm town in northeast Arkansas, Comparable to a real weiner in the fact that with age it has to begun to shrink and become somewhat useless, as well as not as funny to hear about anymore. 98% of the population are so old they have the same problem as the town itself.
Eric that lives in waldenburg is such a weiner.
by Akuma Drakul September 7, 2008
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To send lewd pictures of your penis to an unsuspecting female via Twitter.
Anthony Weiner, a married, Democratic politician, weinered his weiner to a college student in Washington.
by weinerisaweiner June 4, 2011
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