when you're climbing up a latter and you feel something splatter

when you're riding in a chevey and you feel something heavy

when you're riding on a harley and you feel something gnarly

when you're sitting in the grass and its coming out your ass

when you're riding in a boat and your pants begin to float

when you're scaling up a wall and your pants begin to fall

when you're sitting on the john and the toilet paper's gone

when you're running into first and your pants begin to burst

when you're on second base and your pants are out of place

when you're running into third and you feel a juicy turd

when you're sliding into home and you're pants begin to foam

It's what explodes out of your backside, stains the toilet and burns for weeks. typically the result of food poisoning or spicy stuffs. Can very in colour. Also can be used as an adjective or in phrases
Man that freaking taco bell gave me diarrhea

This project is totally diarrhea up the nose

This soup tastes like diarrhea
by Rayrayrainbow November 10, 2008
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Poopy shooting out of the butt at high velocities in a liquid state. Smells too
When you're playing with you monkey and you feel something funny, Diarrhea!
by CommunistWithAGun January 1, 2004
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The brown, and very gooy version of shit that comes out when food is rushed out of your body, usually from overeating fast food like Burger King/McDonalds. Oftentimes known to come out when trying to fart, other times without warning.
After I ate at Burger King, I had a bad case of diarrhea.
by Shredder November 1, 2004
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A smelly substance that torpedos out of ones asshole. Reaching speeds of over 90 miles an hour. Diarrhea can come in a variety of colors and is always in a liquid state.
I was doing this girl up the butt and then she had diarrhea all over the place
by mastaecbbbestinwest November 12, 2006
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Violently explosive flaming burritos and hot sauce and mexicans that shoot out of every orifice in your body at precisely the speed of light. Has been known to start house/forest fires. You do NOT want to have diarrhea.
Heheheheh, hey Lois, diarrhea.

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Man, diarrhea is the worst.
by BeauBeau April 5, 2006
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10 slices of pepperoni pizza, 4 pieces of chicken, 2 cups of kool aid and I was expecting a huge weight gain. All I got was diarrhea!
by blunted January 26, 2005
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