Titty shits

titty shits (n.)
The explosive, uncontrollable diarrhea that occurs immediately after someone aggressively motorboats you during sex, usually because they just chugged half a bottle of cheap rosé and three shots of Fireball on an empty stomach.

"Bro, I was deep in a titty-fuck with this chick from the bar when she suddenly clenched, let out this demonic gurgle, and gave me the wettest, warmest titty shits of my entire life—straight-up turned my chest into a goddamn crime scene while she moaned like nothing happened."

by Xanderbadger February 25, 2026

tittyshitting

like shitting, as in "youve got to be tittyshitting me!"

Come on, are you tittyshitting me? She's married?!

by R eezy February 3, 2015

tittyshitting

Just like shitting, but more fun to say.

You've got to be tittyshitting me, dude! Pete Carroll called a pass play from their one? Bruh!

by R eezy February 3, 2015

tittyshit

Problems caused by or related to girls/women

Jack: Did you hear what my ex did the other day? I can't fucking believe it!
Frank: I know dude, that was some straight up tittyshit!

by ChrisFarLee May 10, 2010

tittyshit

something of crappy use; useless

"I can't stand using this tittyshit hair iron!"

by nessaNOOB October 8, 2008