Titty Bear

Pronounced same as teddy bear.

A toy bear that one fucks instead of masturbating. Often an old toy used as a disguise to hide sex toys.

guy 1: What a fag! still sleeps with a doll!!
guy 2: Its my titty bear, i hide my pocket pussy in it

by PistolMcLaggen June 1, 2010

Titty Bear

A term describing a female with an abnormal amount of hair on her tits.

Person A: "What'd you think of that girl?"
Person B: "No way man, she was hairy; she probably has titty bears."

by KingOfTheJungle January 4, 2010

titty bear

A name you'd call your girlfriend, wife, female prostitute lover, or mistress if she accepts it and thinks it's a cute way of showing affection.

Origin:

Replace "teddy" in the word "teddy bear" with "titty"(meaning a woman's breast) and you get "titty bear!"

Ex1. So Titty Bear, shall we make love tonight?

Ex2: Little boys sleep with teddy bears, but big boys sleep with TITTY bears!

by Mark H May 16, 2004

titty bear

(n.) a plaything of comfort for an adult or child, usually soft, plush, and attached to a woman.

Example 1:
Sister One: Hey, can you watch Susie tonight?
Sister Two: Sure, what's her bedtime?
Sister One: Doesn't really matter, just make sure you hold her so she has access to your chest. Susie can't sleep without her titty bear.

Example 2:
Jackie: Damn, I miss my girl.
Jazz: What do you miss about her the most?
Jackie: I just to fall asleep with my hand cupped around her right boob. It's been so hard falling asleep without my titty bear.

by thatdarnjasmine February 7, 2011

titty bear

a bear with tits...

"dude, look at the bear on those tits"

by missy cohen June 28, 2004

care bear titties

Some slamming titties. A sweet rack. Great boobs.

Check out Pete's Mom and her care bear titties.

by Sethy poo January 28, 2006