Titty Bear

Pronounced same as teddy bear.

A toy bear that one fucks instead of masturbating. Often an old toy used as a disguise to hide sex toys.

guy 1: What a fag! still sleeps with a doll!!
guy 2: Its my titty bear, i hide my pocket pussy in it

Titty Bear by PistolMcLaggen June 1, 2010

titty bear

A name you'd call your girlfriend, wife, female prostitute lover, or mistress if she accepts it and thinks it's a cute way of showing affection.

Origin:

Replace "teddy" in the word "teddy bear" with "titty"(meaning a woman's breast) and you get "titty bear!"

Ex1. So Titty Bear, shall we make love tonight?

Ex2: Little boys sleep with teddy bears, but big boys sleep with TITTY bears!

titty bear by Mark H May 15, 2004

titty bear

(n.) a plaything of comfort for an adult or child, usually soft, plush, and attached to a woman.

Example 1:
Sister One: Hey, can you watch Susie tonight?
Sister Two: Sure, what's her bedtime?
Sister One: Doesn't really matter, just make sure you hold her so she has access to your chest. Susie can't sleep without her titty bear.

Example 2:
Jackie: Damn, I miss my girl.
Jazz: What do you miss about her the most?
Jackie: I just to fall asleep with my hand cupped around her right boob. It's been so hard falling asleep without my titty bear.

titty bear by thatdarnjasmine February 25, 2011

titty bear

a bear with tits...

"dude, look at the bear on those tits"

titty bear by missy cohen June 27, 2004

Titty Bear

A term describing a female with an abnormal amount of hair on her tits.

Person A: "What'd you think of that girl?"
Person B: "No way man, she was hairy; she probably has titty bears."

Titty Bear by KingOfTheJungle January 3, 2010

Titty beard 

The abnormally excessive occurance of hair growth below a woman's nipple, where upon seeing it you believe that you've seen Mike Napoli of the Red Sox.

Last night I met Mike Napoli. Wait. No. It was my girlfriend's titty beard. Damn it. Go Mike!

Titty beard by Redsox4ever May 16, 2015

Tittybears 

When breasts become cuddle toys as a woman sleeps.

Kat can't sleep unless she is holding her tittybears

Tittybears by MonkeyCult92 September 28, 2012