On April 13th, everyone will be able to grab anyone’s titties without being slapped.
Yo remember, it’s national titty grab day and if I grab someone’s titty,they can’t slap me lmfaoo
by Trvplordbih April 12, 2018
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On april 13th you must grab someones tits to celebrate the holiday
"Ayo sophia lemme holla at those titties but you can't mad cuz it's national tittie touch day"
by Mastergod97 April 12, 2018
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The day before your birthday, in which it is perfectly acceptable to go out with your friends, get completely hammered, and act like a fool in celebration. This day is in conjunction with Booty Day, which is the day after your birthday.
Matthew got wasted on his Titties Day, after drinking three pitchers of beer, and loudly proclaimed that the best titties around were "ALL OF THEM!"
by Token Ese May 15, 2013
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On the day of April 12, all genders must ingage in breast grabbing. There will be no legal consequences for these great actions. If one is in court, please bring up this text.
“Yo George, you see those titties? I heard it’s national tittie grab day! Have at it
by Nation Awareness Days April 11, 2018
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