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Short for hypnotist, Internet slang used by the hypnotist.
What you need is to find the right tist to preform the right type of hypnosis on you.
tist by Brony philosopher April 24, 2018
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Autistic. There are many levels of tist. An alternative to the words and phrases, "retarded", "Mentally challenged", or anything else you can think of to describe someone who exhibits the kind of behavior that is frowned upon to point out in public.
"That kid Paul...yeah he's a little bit of a tist."

"Sorry, by brother is a little tisty."
Tist by Asaprissa November 20, 2018
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We need to find the right tist for you to be hypnotized properly
tist by Brony philosopher April 24, 2018
verb: to use a sexual orifice as an ashtray.
"Oh Baby! Its soooo HOT when you tist that big cigar ash in my hole!"
tist by spinner9 March 2, 2008
Supreme hypnotist and mesmerizing Hypnodomme Goddess Joules
Goddess Joules is the most amazing tist in the universe.
tist by SlaveBoy12321 December 27, 2018

Fire-tist 

One who is knowledgeable in the inner makings of a bonfire. Most importantly, the individual likes for the fire to look good throughout the entire process.
Damn max... when's that fire gonna be ready? Response: BITCH I'm a fire-tist, you can't rush perfection! Now go get me another load of wood. That's exactly why you burn up all the gasoline when your on fire duty!
Fire-tist by Maxwell-deepwell October 18, 2016

Ar(ch)tist 

She’s an Ar(ch)tist !
Ar(ch)tist by Crazygirl_ January 22, 2022
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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