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Times Square

A section of midtown manhattan on west 42nd street. It is known for its bright lights, and carnival like appearence. It is currently the home to the theater industry, and formerly, the sex industry. It is also a major contributor to the tourist industry. Until the 1990's, times square was seedy. Times square has been home to streetwalkers and showgirls since the beginning of the 20th century. In the 80's, crack made times square a very dangerious place. In the 90's, Mayor Guliani transformed it from a red light district/ theater place, into a very tacky, disny like bunch of streets.
"we were going to go to times square to watch the ball drop, but we decided to just watch it on TV instead"
Times Square by miss nightlight November 3, 2005
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Times Square

A large advertisement that happens to have cars running through it.
N00b: "Hey, want to go to Times Square?"
Person: "Hell no, if I wanted to see ads, I'd surf warez or porn!"
Times Square by 1337W422102 April 3, 2006

Times Square

New York's version of the Ginza district.
Like Tokyo, the city of New York has its own landmark district called the Times Square.
Times Square by Forza Nippon August 31, 2005

Times Square

When a male squats over his sleeping partner with a flashlight shining on his balls. He then tickles her face until her eyes open. When they do he starts counting down like NYE on New Years while lowering his balls closer to her face. When his balls land on her face he screams "Happy New Year!"
I was feeling festive last night and gave Karen a Times Square while she was sleeping.
Times Square by Bworum November 14, 2011

Times Square Character 

A Times Square Character is a Creep dressed in low quality costumes as your favorite movie or tv show characters that Hunt you down if you don't want to take a picture. They also steal your phone, forcing you to pay your money.
Diego: Why did you come back soo early?
Angel: I got chased by a Times Square Character who forced me to take a picture and He stole my Phone until I payed him money.

times square bomb

half a shot of absinthe, half a shot of gin.

drop into a cup of champagne.

Only drunk on NYE
Would you like a flute of champagne?

No thanks, give me a times square bomb please.
times square bomb by tiger4life January 2, 2012

Times Square Dumpster Fire 

When a large number of hobos, vagrants get together and piss and shit on everything in sight. Sometimes the public joins in.
There's that group of hobos running around doing a Times Square Dumpster Fire. Oh shit look Brendan is hammered at that bar and started his own personal Times Square Dumpster Fire.