fuck thyself 

A Shakesperian way of saying "fuck you".

- hey girls ! give me the rope...
- fuck thyself !

fuck thyself by Faussaire January 16, 2008

theselloutplays 

A former CoD Zombies Streamer, who now only uploads once every 5 1/2 years, all being a new fortnite top 10. Many great politicians, including Socrates and that one guy from Sienfeld, believe he quit streaming to cure his crippling depression, at how terrible the pp is in ww2 zombies. Another popular theory is that he quit streaming, because he has turned into a Gollum, feeding off of his G Fuel addiction. Either way, call the Sellout Plays helpline, at 1-800-no-one-cares. (MFW 2016 PYRO JOKE!!!)

I took way to long writing an urban dictionary definition for TheSelloutPlays!

theselloutplays by Ibx3671 May 8, 2018

kill thyself

1. How intellectuals tell people to kill themselves.

2. A more fancy way of saying kill yourself.

1. Normal person: "Just because you watch Rick and Morty doesn't mean you're an intellect."
Intellectual: "Kill thyself."
Normal person: "Just say kill yourself, idiot."
Intellectual: "Us intellectuals don't use imbecilic phrases like you low-IQ morons."

2. Rich guy's friend: "Wow, your place really sucks, actually. I was expecting something more fancy.
Rich guy: "Kill thyself."

kill thyself by Dapperfoxx May 9, 2018

thisElf 

A small retail store in Christmas valley Oregon. Also a magical cult where amazing people drink unicorn blood to gain super powers.

ThisElf is Epic. lets shop ThisElf. Ask dori ThisElf

thisElf by ThisElf May 31, 2021

ThisElf 

ThisElf is a retail store in Christmas valley Oregon. ThisElf is a magical cult that drink unicorn blood to gain superpower. ThisElf works for Santa. ThisElf loves Dori.

ThisElf is epic. Lets shop ThisElf . we love ThisElf

ThisElf by ThisElf May 31, 2021

Go fucketh thyself 

The Shakespearean way of saying: "Go fuck yourself".

Andy: Yo, look man, it's the posh braggart.

(Shouting at the Shakespeare): "Yo! I fucked your mom yesterday!"
Shakespeare: Go fucketh thyself.

Go fucketh thyself by mikgriffen March 23, 2021

PREPARE THYSELF

(pree-pair thay-self)
an archaic phrase used to encourage someone to expect something.

"Creature of steel, prepare thyself for thine pegging session"
"in voice of S.A.M. oh shit launching prepare.exe right this fucking instant"

PREPARE THYSELF by mindflayer simp January 14, 2023