eating out on a thursday

giving a woman oral pleasure

Matt: Me and Sandra are eating out on a Thursday tonight ;))

Carl: But it’s a Tuesday?

by thursdayscranner May 19, 2020

KISS YOUR GIRL THURSDAY

EVERY THURSDAYS IS KISS YOUR GIRL THURSDAY SO GUYS DONT BE A PU**Y

GIRL: WHAT DO YOU WANT
BOY: A KISS 😘

GIRL: WHY
BOY: BC TODAY IS KISS YOUR GIRL THURSDAY
BOTH: 😘 😘

by HEY 😈 September 15, 2021

Thursday Night TV

Thursday Night TV is boring, therefore Thursday Night TV is used to describe boring things.

Frank: "Hey! son, look at that ride!"
Timmy: "Dad I'd rather watch Thursday Night TV"
Frank: "Boring piece of shit..."
Timmy: "What did ya call me?!"
Frank: "Nothing son!"
Timmy: "You wanna Go!"
'gun shots'

by MEGAZOR January 23, 2010

thong thursday

a day were gay men where thongs and give lap dances to buzzfeed feminist

wow im so ready for thong thursday

by papi blueface June 4, 2019

Thursday Clapper

A hypocrite who only pretends to care about someone/something to impress others, whilst secretly destroying it.

Origin:
In the UK during the Covid pandemic NHS staff & carers were dying because they were forced to work without proper protection.

Every Thursday at s a sign of support the nation stood on their doorsteps and clapped, and the the MP's directly responsible for the danger and underfunding did the same in front of the cameras and then carried on dismantling free healthcare and profiting from the crisis.

Did Naomi Campbell stop modelling fur after she did that massive anti-fur campaign?

Nah, she's just a Thursday Clapper

by Jemima True January 26, 2021

curve me thursday

it’s a day celebrating about how you get curved a lot by either a guy or girl you tried shooting your shot at

me: hey guys its curve me thursday!
friends: omg who’d you get curved by?
me: i got curved by fox
friends: omg i know how you feel i get curved all the time

by mowi wowi February 4, 2018

Get a significant other thursday

In this day all y’all single motherfuckers get a boy friend or girlfriend. You can also ask someone out and if they say no then it never happened but if they say yes then enjoy yourself.

“He you Look single wanna date?” “Today is Get a significant other Thursday!”

by Lincoln’s wack October 17, 2019