Hmm! Where to begin? ThunderLightning is a 'one in a generation' genius. He is decent, funny, chilled and amazing, a nice guy to hang around with. However, once he releases his wrath you better leave the planet. Up to present day, his rapping skills still remain untouched!
What can a girl like me do to date an exceptional person like ThunderLightning?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.