An overweight pretentious friend-whore who thinks her shit doesn't stink and that everyone is below her, despite higher IQs, better test scores, and overall better personalities. Not to mention, this is the kind of individual who ruins a perfect GPA with an entry level class, and pretends it's everyone's fault but her own. She has no regard for friends feelings and feigns interest in the lives of her friends. She's a sociopath.
Tom Cruise (as Lestat): Did you hear about Brianna Fisher?
Brad Pitt (as self): No, what about her?
Tom Cruise (as Lestat): She's a raging thundercunt! Even more-so than myself! That's quite the accomplishment, considering I'm flaming vagina.
Brad Pitt (as self): OH MY GOSH! I better not have sex with that bitch!
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a butch, stretch pants wearing, orange fleece wearing, tanorexic from new jersey with a large FUPA.

previously thought to be in a lesbian relationship with her minion but recently has been spotted making out with post-op female to male transexual.
"I can't believe that thundercunt stole the election for class rep."
by dirtydeblumpkin January 19, 2009
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1. an extremely loud queef or fart
2. an extremely loud noise that resembles a loud queef or fart
3. another name for idiot or moron
4. parody name for the Thundercats
1. Man that was one epic Thundercunt!
2. That car totally made a thundercunt!
3. You Thundercunt, you broke my glasses!
4. Thundercats, HO!!!
by 32uno October 1, 2009
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1.) Chucking something with extreme force, and extremely precise, mostly meant to break objects the size of a hamster (organism.)

2.) An annoying sped bitch.
1.) Jesse absolutely thundercunting his hamster against a wall after losing a ranked match. It splattered all over his face with blood, instantly dying. It was funny as hell, but traumatizing for Tommy, his little brother.

2.) "You know Emily?"

"Yeah, that thundercunt?"
by 1rexie July 26, 2023
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The pinnacle of all English swearwords, thundercunt is phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever say. Much like a Holy Hand Grenade or the most powerful zord from Power Rangers, it should only be used in times of extreme need
Man: Larry, your home just burned down, and the arsonist fucked your wife
Larry: THUNDERCUNT!!!!
Universe: Shatters a little bit, shaken to its very core
by Steve M C June 7, 2006
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An Object Which Has Been Kicked/Hit/Moved With Very High Pace And Sheer Power
'Kyle has a penalty'
'As he approaches the ball Sam Whispers in his ear "ThunderCunt"

Kyle ran up to the ball, He Shouted

"ThunderCunt"

He smashed it top right corner,
"The Keeper had no chance of saving that ThunderCunt" Screamed the commentator.
by Thundercunterous June 1, 2016
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When you use the power of Thor's hammer to punch open the vagina of an unsuspecting woman.
Terry - I haven't seen Andy in a while

Falular - Yeah I was thundercunting him all of last night.

Terry - lol
by broocemoose January 14, 2014
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