Krung thep mahanakhon bovorn ratanakosin mahintharayutthaya mahadilok pop noparatratchathani burirom udomratchanivetma hasathan amornpiman avatarnsa thit sakkathattiyavisnukarmprasit 

1. The longest name for a city world. The poetic name for Bangkok, the capital of Thailand.

2. A word Bill Gates looks at while masterbating.

Hey look everyone, I wrote a definition for "Krung thep mahanakhon bovorn ratanakosin mahintharayutthaya mahadilok pop noparatratchathani burirom udomratchanivetma hasathan amornpiman avatarnsa thit sakkathattiyavisnukarmprasit", aren't I special.

Krung thep mahanakhon bovorn ratanakosin mahintharayutthaya mahadilok pop noparatratchathani burirom udomratchanivetma hasathan amornpiman avatarnsa thit sakkathattiyavisnukarmprasit by Assholes Inc. September 15, 2003

thit-sar 

A person who can make you laugh any day. Can cheer you up although he's always being stupid and dumb. Has no common sense whatsoever

Whos that funny dumb dude over there?
Oh that's Thit-Sar

thit-sar by Tofuny September 16, 2020

Thit-Sar Wipe

The act of wiping your ass with great enthusiasm and grit. The act is a cover-up for fingering oneself anally with toilet paper wrapped around the middle finger, masked with the reasoning of being "thorough" with your wiping. The act is often seen as a sign of superiority as well, employing the Thit-Sar Wipe is a sign that you take your cleanliness very seriously.

Why'd you take so long in the bathroom? Sorry, I was employing the Thit-Sar Wipe.

Thit-Sar Wipe by Thit-Baz June 17, 2024

couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo

Phrase usually used to describe a sub-standard football player whose shooting ability leaves a lot to be desired.A variation on the classic phrase:"Couldn't hit a barn door from 10 paces".

"That Morientes fellow appears to be a waste of money.He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo."

couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo by J Strummer September 6, 2006

thitsar 

Thitsar is a happy girl with an attitude that scares some people.She has a beautiful heart that cares for many people even though if she doesn’t know them.Thitsar is the meaning of loyalty and truthfulness. She says things on her mind and express her feeling through music. She is pretty but she cares a lot about what people think of her.
Everyone likes her and she is known as the crazy,pretty,smart girl.

Where is my best friend “Thitsar”

thitsar by James Pouverk February 5, 2018

Thitselves

The appropriate non gendered conjunction for plural inanimate objects.

Non gendered conjunctions following:

Singular form pronoun: It.
Singular form reflexive pronoun: Itself
Singular form reflexive pronoun for multiple of the same object: Itselves.

Plural form pronoun: Thit
Plural form reflexive pronoun: Thitselves

the cars perfectly parallel parked thitselves without user input.
The protein bars thitselves consist of derivatives of food but are not real food thitselves.

Thitselves by NewlyCoinedWord January 31, 2026

can't hit the broad side of a barn 

To have very poor aim. This hyperbolic term is usually used to denote poor marksmanship or to have very poor aim in certain activities that involve throwing something(such as certain sports).

1. While we were out hunting, Mitch was a very poor shot and couldn't even hit the broad side of a barn, and so when he ran out of ammo, he ultimately got Roy Horn'ed by the deer he kept trying to shoot dead.

2. Damn, Mark is such a mark-ass pitcher! He can't even hit the broad side of a barn, let alone strike anyone out. His pitches make even Rafael Palmeiro's erectile dysfunction reach out for a glorious grand slam!





Mark H. On Urban Dictionary since February 2004.

can't hit the broad side of a barn by Mark H March 1, 2005