Thijmen

The cool guy that kills the dance floor. Makes guys jealous because his dance skills attracts massive amounts of girls.

Look at that guy's crazy moves!
Oh fuck, it's a Thijmen. Let's go, no girls to get here...

by MJUU October 03, 2011

Thijmen

Thijmen is the best boy you can get. He is smart sexy and is always happy. Everybody needs a thijmen in his life

Wow look at him he is so sexy, i bet his name is thijmen

by Wajoo May 21, 2018

Thijmen

Thijmen is a very creepy God, who is a serial murderer. He killed thousands of innocent ppl. Just bec they had the same name. He also likes water, with a little lemon taste. He’s an anachronism, bec he’s granddad had to travel trough time, and made a big mistake. He invokes evil sperits, to help hem get blowjobs. Overall he’s just a aswome guy who likes to kill innocent ppl, but he. We don’t care don’t we. He a time traveler.

“In 1943 Adolf hilter was killed by Thijmen”
“Thijmen is an anachronism”

by Bibaboerinneuker September 03, 2018

Thijmen

Pure Ellende, Great Disaster, LOLBAP, lol_bap, nee_jarrie, je moeder, jarrie

my wife and two kids died in a car crash today

aww that's so thijmen lol_bap

by sup555 September 28, 2011

Thijmen

A very attractive guy, who attracts a lot of girls and has crazy dancemoves.

I am thinking about asking that girl out. O no a Thijmen already did.

by WhoIsJoe October 10, 2019

Thijmen

Thijmen is a boy with a humongous horse cock. he gets all te girls in the school.

Hey there is Thijmen Look out for is huge horse cock

look out dont trip over thijmens gigiant cock

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Dirty Thijmen

When you slap your girls ass cheecks with your meat popsicle and accidentally cum but somehow you manage to shoot your load into your hand so that your partner doesn't notice.

Damn dude, I totally pulled a dirty Thijmen on my lady yesterday. Glad she didn't notice.

by Lord Bucket September 15, 2021