Thermal Blitz 

Thermal blitz can be described as a person who is not only hot as hell but is amusing and funnier than anyone compared :). Thermal blitz is clever, and the type of person you want to send wholesome memes to. Always treat a thermal blitz with care, respect, and your love and support.

Person one: Thermal Blitz is a meme :/

Person 2: a great fuckin meme :)

Thermal Blitz by hotdamnitsbirdy May 27, 2018

Thermalblitz 

Thermalblitz is a funny meme account on the platform instagram. Their account is well known for “not being a furry”

Person 1:Did you see the new post from “Thermalblitz”

Person 2: yes it was a funny meme

Thermalblitz by MimuIsNotGay April 17, 2018

ThermalBlitz 

Putting clout goggles on animals

Imma thermalBlitz a deer

ThermalBlitz by Chicken flakes April 17, 2018

ThermalBlitz 

A pink cat with clout glasses. A term also used for someone who is pretty cool and doesn't have the big gay.

Wow that guy is such a ThermalBlitz

ThermalBlitz by Syphiloli April 17, 2018

ThermalBlitz 

When you’ve just finished an intense workout at the gym and your side piece text you saying her mans no longer home..so you have to blitz to her house

Bro #1: Yo that guy just ran 70 miles and benches 260lbs why is he running out with his car keys in his hands?

Bro#2: His sidepiece must of let him know she’s ready he’s about to thermalblitz over there

ThermalBlitz by SoldMySoul May 27, 2018

THERMALBLITZ 

A true god among us mortals

“THERMALBLITZ is my dad”

THERMALBLITZ by DaddyThermal May 27, 2018

ThermalBlitz 

A pink cat who loves hydra toes and friend of irrelevant scum Jabba the smutt. He also is in a gay relationship with said hydra without Gia’s knowledge they spend romantic days on the ship Aura Borealis. Oh yeah Jabba is there too and Kracken we won’t mention him though...

Person 2:Hey why did he die? Was it from “ThermalBlitz”?

Person 3:No it’s not from “ThermalBlitz” he had heart failure...

Person 1:*Post mortem spasms noises*

ThermalBlitz by Jabba Teh Smutt May 28, 2018