A person who’s job title can be absolutely ruined by putting a space between the E and the E
I’m going to see my therapist.

“To see your “The Rap— wait what??”
No no, “Therapist”.

“Oh. Jesus.”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
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A therapist is someone who charges what a highly educated lawyer would charge to listen to you talk. Nothing more, nothing less. Within 3 sessions you will be told you have a mental disorder. You will leave each session feeling worse because a therapist creates a mountain out of a molehill. They have to so you will keep going back to pay them $185 per hour. You will always be just another day at the office to them and they will sleep good at night. Biggest scam ever! Save your money!
After I cussed my therapist out in an email she informed me the therapeutic relationship was really damaged and trust could not be restored.
by maggie0285 March 7, 2021
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The Rapist; someone who uses muchausens syndrome the drug children so that when they have passed through childhood development lack of said drug causes a mental disorder to arrise like taking a block out of Jenga.

The rapists entire purpose is social compliance. They reverse objective reality and subjective reality so as to impose their subjective reality is the objective relaing and thereby replace your subjective reality with theirs.
I've been paying my therapist my whole life, I'm never going to get better it seems.
by WGstyles July 28, 2023
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Me: Hey should I kill myself?

Therapist: Nooooo! (card declines)

therapist: Go ahead and jump.
by DeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzNuttttsssss January 6, 2023
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What girl calls the guy she really likes and will eventually be with but calls him that so that they can constantly talk
Girl: oh yea he's my therapist that why I'm always texting him
by C nemur March 18, 2019
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