Theater Major

Some of the most petty people that are on a campus. They’re either really nice or the human equivalent of Satan’s Athletes Foot. Either the best people you will meet, the embodiment of evil, or both. These freaks do nothing but bitch, complain, talk shit, and hang out in the theater like a bunch of vampires. Unless you’re one of them, you don’t see them. It’s an acceptable cult.

“So, what field are you in?”
“Oh, I’m a theater major.”
“GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN!”

by Drowningindebt February 11, 2018

theatre major

Contrary to popular belief, Theatre is a very serious major. BFA students in performance and production work all day, all night, and all weekend to perfect their artforms, and mount shows. It takes balls to be a theare major - particularly an acting major. The average salary of unionized actors is $12 500 a year. You've really gotta love what you do to live in such squalor.

B.A. ENGLISH STUDENT: Hey, you wanna come get drunk tonight?

THEATRE MAJOR: It's Tuesday...

B.A. ENGLISH: Yeah man, I don't have class til 2:30 tomorrow.

THEATRE MAJOR: I have class at 7 am.

B.A. ENGLISH: Huh?!

THEATRE MAJOR: I'm an acting major.

by Drama_King January 16, 2009

theatre major

Major you pick when you want to party through college on your daddy's money. Legitimized by the fact that something like 0.01% of theatre majors might get a guest spot as a dead person on CSI.

Irma: why man do we 'doth bestride the narrow world as a...
Random guy: I said no ketchup on my burger! no ketchup!!
Irma: to be or not to be?
Random guy: d*** theatre majors.

by Anonymous9999 March 6, 2008