The Swift

A sickness caused by over consumption of Taylor Swift music. Symptoms include: Tears, over exuberant joy, anxiety, dizziness, shortness of breath, personality change.
May cause you to become bedridden for an undetermined amount of time. Treatments are yet to be discovered.

Sorry, can't chill, I've got The Swift

by Krispee September 14, 2010

The Swift Claus

The Swift Claus is the strongest person to ever grace the earth upon the rest of the muggles. The last person to fight The Swift Claus was murdered in cold blood. Not even Lando-sama can contend with his power. He also has infinite rizz and has the power to make e-girls instantly fall for him.

Oh is that The Swift Claus, he's the king of all landonians. I would let him pound my man pussy.

by The Swiftiest Claus December 23, 2022

Swift The Kid

🔥🔥🔥 That mfr go harder than a mfr all his music straight FIREEEeEeE fr Dude gon blow tf up. He the only one in the 417 putting the Midwest on fr. I kno dude finna make it one day! He don’t give a fuck either homie got hands 👊 lowkey seen em drop two mfrs at the same time back to back. Real one. 💯

G: Yo you peep Swift’s new track?

OG: NAH!? Shit I missed a drop?

G: Just dropped that shit so hard he finna blow up
OG: Bet Ima check it and no cap homie on another level! 🔥🔥

Rodney: My Nigga no way you finna believe dis wild shii I be just done now found out! Shii crzy as hell cuh!

LeMelo : Whatchu talk-a -bout ?

Rodney : Ite so That new Swift The Kid we just heard....

leMelo : yuh? Wha bout it

Rodney : I ain’t kno al at to be talkin bout like at but somebody say he just signed a deal wit interscope!

LeMelo : HEAT I’m not even surprised foreal fr

by 1NDA$7R33TZ January 7, 2021

Swift the Fast man

Out runs the whole crew
No need for discussion
You must be lucky enough to see him running

Faster than the speed of light cant see him
Neither can you hear him
But he is surely the one and only man faster than a flash

Get Ready, before Swift the fast man is ready to go, he will take you out in less than a blink because you cannot see him, he is invisible to the naked eye.

by Swiftisito May 14, 2022

Taylor swift is the music industry

Taylor swift is the music industry. Thats it. Stream folklore.

“Hey, do you know Selena Gomez?”

“Taylor swift is the music industry”

by Ash_laur December 26, 2020

Swift Like the Ekans

Being as swift, yet not as epic, as an Ekans. Also a Halo term for assassination from above.

Courtney: Man jarred was swift like the ekans last night.
Jacie: Yea he was, he just kept jumping down and killing us.
Jarred: Thats cuz im swift like the Ekans.

by Lyfial April 1, 2009

swift kick in the balls

when a man or woman strikes a man in the balls with great speed usually resulting in falling over and rolling around in pain

Gio gave kev a swift kick in the balls

kev gave angelo a swift kick in the balls

by yummahfupa August 17, 2011