person 1: I met Jonathan for the first time while he was sitting. I thought he was a small dude. Then he stood up and I was like damn I now know where all the food went!!
person 2: I know man, he is the pear, I wonder when the last time he even saw his penis was!
person 2: I know man, he is the pear, I wonder when the last time he even saw his penis was!
by alimegz August 11, 2009
The word you type after you looked up Apple on the urban dictionary
You people can't help looking for fruit slang
You people can't help looking for fruit slang
by Orman November 1, 2016
THE MOST FUCKING COOL FRUIT EVER CREATED. ITS FUCKING GREEN, DONT TELL THAT AINT COOL ITS FUCKING GREEN LIKE SHREK AND HULK AND THEY ARE FUCKING BADASSES. NOT LIKE THAT PUSSY APPLE LIKE WHO EVEN LIKES APPLES AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED AND THE BANANAN IT IS SHAPED LIKE A FUCKING DICK.
by Ifuckinglovepears November 27, 2018
by nielly March 9, 2007
person 1: " I'm peckish"
person 2: "mate i'm pear"
person 1: "you should sort that out, get ya self some rice."
person 2: "rad"
person 2: "mate i'm pear"
person 1: "you should sort that out, get ya self some rice."
person 2: "rad"
by Chloerosie August 1, 2011
noun:
A tool utilized in Medieval Europe to punish those who commit sodomy, heracy, etc.
This pearshaped tool with spikes is inserted into one of said victim's orfices and via a screw is cranked open, causing severe internal mutilation.
A tool utilized in Medieval Europe to punish those who commit sodomy, heracy, etc.
This pearshaped tool with spikes is inserted into one of said victim's orfices and via a screw is cranked open, causing severe internal mutilation.
by Argonak April 12, 2008
by PolarPop June 7, 2012